Dear Females of the Human Species, It has been brought to our attention that there are several faults with the WomanKindBody500. We apologize for these problems and assure you we are doing everything in our power to rectify these faults in our newer models. We urge you make the following changes to your WomanKindBody500 to…
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Channeling Niki de Saint Phalle
As summer hits its stride you might be saying to yourself, “Self, let’s have a garden! Full of color and excitement, just like Martha would do!” But after all that a garden means begins to sink in, you might respond to yourself, “Self, gardens are so iffy, and by iffy, I mean a lot of…
Channeling Annie Oakley
Here’s a little medicine to dose what is ailing you. Today I have an Rx for your ennui, an instant bullet of firepower to help you kick the ass that needs to be kicked. What you need, puppylove, is to channel Annie Oakley. Oh hell yes.
Add this to the list of reasons I don’t “get” chicks.
Did you know that I identify myself as a bisexual? I do. I think breasts are awesome but I also rock the phallus. I’m not sure, but I think the “dude” in me is what causes my complete confusion towards some female tendencies. For example: Designer, special or otherwise expensive makeup.
