It All Started With A Marker And Cecily’s Boob…

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Last Saturday night, Aiming Low teamed up with the Wine Sisterhood to throw a party at the Type A Parent Conference in Asheville. AND SOME OF YOU WERE THERE! It made me happy in my pants place to see some of the faces behind the names. And can I just say? You all smell wonderful. [...]

In Defense of the Robots

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I never would have guessed that I’d become a defender of the pseudo-communication we call social media.

A Scarlet ‘A’ Is Not My Avatar

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Another day, another email from yet another married man who wants to screw me. I know this can’t just happen to me.  Every girl with a Twitter or Facebook account has these same issues, right?  Twitter direct messages from a new follower who wants you to send him nude photos.  Facebook messages from a friend [...]

Parents: Join the Movement

Who started favor bags as takeaways for attendees to a kid party? I have to know. I’ve googled many different phrases and I can’t find out who started this tradition. I want to find out RIGHT NOW THIS VERY SECOND because I want to smack them in the face. HARD. OFTEN. For the past 21 [...]

Be Jealous Of Genius Like Mine

It sucks to say but a lot of my posts are going to start the same way. You’d think I’d just bubble with originality but I’m sitting in front of the TV electrocuting myself and I have plenty of time to watch shows. Unfortunately, I’m trapped in a recliner with the remote on the other [...]

$20 Says You Like Me Best

I can almost guarantee that you will like me best. It’s not my smooth lines.  (Have you ever seen me on Twitter?) It’s not my sexy moves.  (All the girls with good parking spots get the hot guys!) It’s not even my ROCKIN’ ride. (Really, come on!!!!)

Don’t you JUDGE me!

I had plans. Goals. Ambitions, even. ME! There was a list…with words…in big print “THINGS TO DO WHEN THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL”. I know. That’s a lot of pressure, right? WTH?? If you were paying attention, the key phrase would be “had”.