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I wrote this post while on hold ordering egg rolls. Obviously.

by Brittany Gibbons

on November 10, 2009 in Identity

My house is messy. My boys are needy, OMG MAWWWWWWM, GET ME STUFFS, ANY STUFFS, NOWWWWWW, WAIT HALP!  THERE IS POOP ON MY FOOT, SOMEONE POOPED ON MEEEE, WHERE ARE MINE LEGOS, WHY DO YOU HAAAATE ME, MAKE ME A CHOCOLATE SAMMICH WITH THE HEADS OF NEWBORN KITTEHS INSIDE The baby, she is using my [...]

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Teenyboppers, I do not heart you.

by Jenbshaw

on August 31, 2009 in Pop Culture

When I was a young girl I had all the latest issues of Tiger/Teen Beat. I carefully cut out all the hot bodies and pretty faces so I could look at them all day long. Most of them adorned my walls while the really special ones got taped to my notebooks. For the record I [...]

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