I didn’t begin reading the Twilight series until just before the first movie was released. As an English teacher, I’d already spent a couple of years watching my 8th graders lug around the heavy novels. The girls were always nose-deep in the glossy, black bricks made of pages. Occasionally, I’d catch one of them have…
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One Plus Is Zombies Never Have Celine Dion At Their Wedding
Back when Twilight-mania reached a fever pitch I was all for the sparkly boys! (In the by-chance you’ve lived under a rock and never heard of Twilight: Vampire meets Girl, they fall in love, Vampire doesn’t eat Girl, there’s no bacon involved.)(It’s also a series written for teens.)(There’s no S.E.X.)(At all) Along with the Twilight…
In Which I Make All Twilight Lovers Burn Me In Effigy
I was twelve and walking through a bookstore. Prominently displayed on one of the racks, dark red Gothic lettering cast its glamor on me. Interview With A Vampire, I was literally drawn to it and spent two weeks worth of allowance on it in a matter of minutes. The raised eyebrow of the woman who…
