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Assmouth Monkey is Not a Myth

Okay, so on Christmas eve, a friend of mine was over helping me wrap presents and  when we get to the sock monkey intended for my daughter, he tells me that it has a mouth on it’s ass.
I repeat…A MOUTH ON ITS ASS.
THE HELL? What are you babbling [...]

The Battle Against the Bane of my Existence

A couple years ago, over the Christmas holiday, the silent invasion began.   One turned into two, two turned into four, four turned six, then nine, twelve, and so on, and so forth.   Sure the invasion was innocent enough, at first, but soon we were taken over by the [...]

Wordless-ish Wednesday {On Thursday, of course}: Create Your Own “I Spy” Picture

FIND:
1 Care Bear
1 Pink polka dot stool
2 Elmos
1 Kermit the Frog
1 Princess ball
1 Veiwfinder Disc
1 Real life kid
(hint: not the one looking at the camera)

Answer to the last one after the jump.

How To Teach Your Children That Potty Humor Is Funny At Any Age

Today we went to visit Hub’s grandparents. We talked about the garden, the weather, what Jim Leyland is doing wrong, and all the usual topics. As we were leaving, his grandma asks us to wait because she wants to get out this new giant bubble making toy that [...]

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