The Incredible Dancing Six-Toed Woman

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It all started one morning when my husband and I were walking the dog. A woman stopped us to ask how to get to the Dali Museum. My husband gave her completely wrong directions because he was confusing his left and his right. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a genius. I wouldn’t know. [...]

Important Summer Decisions

These need a little work. Ok, a lot of work.

Dude, It’s June (I KNOW, SO FAST) and school’s over in half the country and we have a week left. Time for important decisions to be made. While the rest of the country is trying to figure out travel plans and summer camp and just what IN SAM HILL they will do with their kids [...]