“Mommy… I really like looking at cocks!” My four year old son exclaimed from the back seat. “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” As soon as I yelled I knew this was going to be bad. There is an expectation that we always have to be perfect parents. I completely fail at that when my son says…
Tag Archive: things kids say
The Insanity of 3 TV Channels!
You know there was a time before cable-ready TVs and remote controls, right? If you don’t…just how was it being born in the late 80s? And if you were born in the late 80s (or shit, even in the 90s) then think about your parents and their hard childhoods without cable or remote controls. Oh…
The Corner of Swearing & 5th Grade
When I was kidless and free and had time to think for an hour without breaking up a fight, tending to an emergency like socks that don’t fit or a kid with a catastrophe like no soap in the D Cuss Word bathroom, I used to swear. A lot. Probably as much as one of…
