You’re An Adult So Start Texting Like It


I had a text conversation today. It was actually a conglomeration of text conversations from several people so that my friends who text like that can pretend that it’s not about them. It’s totally about them. Every goddamn one of them. Don’t get me wrong, I love my friends, and just because they do things that [...]

The Grammar Police Guide to Internet Spelling

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I don’t claim to have the answer to life, the universe and everything (it’s 42, in case you wanted to know). I just have to say this and get it out in the open because BETTER OUT THAN IN, RIGHT? This morning, my son was browsing the cable menu and came across Tom and Jerry, [...]

How to Bring Speak & Spell Back Into Your Life

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The other day I was cruising the toy store aisles and was struck by all of the “old is new” toy characters on the shelf: Strawberry Shortcake, He-Man, the Smurfs, Transformers, Cabbage Patch dolls, Alvin and the Chipmunks. I could go on, but you get the point. Clearly, characters created in the early 80′s are [...]