Lay the Spanx Wings Upon Me

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Is there anyone that remembers girdles? My mother wore one, and watching her wrestle into it never ceased to amuse me. I’d pop some Jiffy Pop and sit on the edge of the bed, and await the All-Star Wrestler that my mother became when she’d take on the Playtex 18-Hour Cross Your Heart I Can’t [...]

How to Squeeze into Shapewear. Or Not.

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In my search for the perfect leggings, I stumbled upon the “suck you in” kind of leggings.  Or more appropriately, “shaping” leggings.  And I decided that they were perfect.  Because one of the things I was worried about with my much loved outfit was that I wasn’t thin enough.  But shaping leggings would make me thin [...]

How to Pee in Your Underpants.

Saturday, the bf and I went to a friend’s wedding.  Actually, we just went to the reception (I have to be honest, I didn’t even want to go) and had a great time. What made it a great time?  I looked great!  Haha.  Ok, not really.  But I looked all nice and svelte.  Smooth.  One [...]