We need some continent-wide nap campaign. We need signs and parades and sit-ins and protests. No. We need NAP-INS during which we all go to our state and provincial capitals with our blankies and little nap pillows, lie down on their lawns, and nap away an hour every afternoon until our places of work succumb to our nap pressure. Am I talking about the institutionalization of napping? Yes, I am.
Tag Archive: sleep
Sleep, Insomnia, And How I’m Not Getting Any
If you have ever had or presently deal with insomnia, how do you handle it? What do you think causes it, and how do you get yourself back into a regular sleep cycle?
Spoiling Myself in All the Wrong Ways
Five Simple Things I Should Be Doing to Take Care of Myself That I Definitely Cannot Bring Myself to Do for Some Reason Take Vitamins I am basically made of macaroni and cheese, stir fry, and chocolate pudding. Every once in a while I remember that I’m not getting any actual nutritional content and buy…
Beta Dad Nominates Himself Parent Of The Year!
Beta Dad thinks he deserves a prize for controlling his childish anger toward a kid who won’t let him sleep.
