New parents are obsessed with sleep. They are obsessed with sleep the way a crackhead is obsessed with crack: They want it, they need it, they crave it, but they can’t have it because their dealer got murdered. By their baby. After a few weeks, when the parents have solemnly accepted the fact that sleep–like…
Tag Archive: sleep training
How To Fail At Sleep-Training Your Baby
My six week-old sleeps through the night. Ha. Kidding! Drop that pitchfork. I meant to say he cries through the night. He sometimes sleeps during the day, but only on top of me, and especially when I have an urgent need to use the bathroom. They should package Pampers with Depends, I’d buy it. Then…
How to Overcome Toddler Nap-Avoidance
Foolproof advice from a master parent on getting your kids to nap.
