How to Make Glass Bead Magnets

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A week ago, Joseph’s school sent a letter home reminding parents of Staff Appreciation Week. While I do appreciate his teacher and the staff at his school, I didn’t actually receive this letter from my ex until today. Three days prior to the event. Three days during which I’m also throwing Joseph’s sixth birthday party and [...]

Feeling Like an Outsider

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If you are a nice girl, chances are you are overlooked. You are quiet, normal–you like to exist as part of the scenery of high school. You have friends, you enjoy activities, but at the same time you are just a little bit miserable… because that is what the teen years are all about: being [...]

Google Searches Requiring Parental Supervision

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I’m a giver. Always have been. I feel if you’ve done something that has baptized you by the fire, then you owe it to others to keep them out of that frying pan. My two oldest children are teens, and I have learned through the iron fist of experience that some Google search terms need [...]

If I Knew Then What I Know Now

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If I knew then what I know now I would have had more fun Showed the others how My smile brought the sun.

Do Babies Need to Take Classes?

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Do you take your pre-preschoolers to classes?

Live in the Now

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My parents never told me to live in the now. They taught me loads of valuable lessons in life but this is not one they knew themselves. It’s one of those things that seems as if it should be second nature, like breathing. It’s not.

How I’m Winning at College

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I managed to make it to class today wearing an oh so stylish combination of sweatpants, snow boots, and several layers of t-shirts and hoodies. This outfit was the result of having misplaced my coat, an appropriate thing to do in the middle of a Colorado winter. Then my brain thought that the only necessary make-up for [...]

High School Confidential

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If you think I’m going to tell you that high school is easy, you’re crazy. Nothing from puberty through high school is ever easy… for anyone. It’s a hard time for everyone; even the ones who make it look so easy. Some people are just better at hiding their insecurities.

Catfight: Why You Gotta Hate on Her

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Is there a girl you just can’t stand? Maybe you’re not sure why, but she’s your foil – the girl you were born to hate. But where did this hatred come from?

How (Not) to Procrastinate

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In order to keep things moving in scheduled and orderly fashion, we writers here at Miss Unlimited have rigid deadlines to meet. We know when we have work due at least two weeks in advance. Take this post, for instance – I’ve known for a whole month when this post is due, yet here I [...]

The Chronicles of Nun-Ya

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Are there times when it feels like your kids are being too nosy? My stepdaughters have a penchant for this, and I’ll confess that it annoys me. I think this is because their questions seem loaded with that insinuation of, You have something better/more fun/tastier than I, and I should like to have it too, [...]

The Ventriloquist

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Anecdotal evidence, supported by a spike in EPT sales in the early 90’s, suggest I have difficulty saying no.  I blame being  born with a vagina, or rather, without balls.  I talk a good game, but I constantly hear a voice saying “yes” before I can eek out, “No thanks, I’d rather have a threesome [...]