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Preschool, a Whole New Place to Screw Up

by Maria Melee

on April 6, 2010 in Parenting

Remember the Breakfast Club? Those archetypes of cinematic goodness? Totally spot on. Also, they persist throughout life to a certain extent. Particularly in the realms of preschool-classroom-parents. You have the room mom who always remembers to get things done, organizes the school fairs and classroom cleanups and plans adorable flower-giving for the teacher’s birthdays. You [...]

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OH hi! You suck.

by Brittany Gibbons

on October 15, 2009 in Parenting

Looking to get kicked in the nuts while simultaneously realizing you are the worst parent ever? Send your kids to preschool. You potty train(ish) them.  You tell them not to hit or bite.  You go over counting to ten and pointing out shapes and colors.   You make them promise not to eat their boogers or [...]

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