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Thou Shalt Not Mock Thy Friend’s Misfortune Even if It’s Funny and You Meant No Harm

by Laurin Evans

on May 26, 2010 in Playing House

Karma is a bitch. I learned this today in a very specific and creepy way. A few days ago my friend called to say she was waiting on a plumber to show up because one of their toilets backed up in a shower and it was pretty ewwww. She called it black sludge and said it was everywhere.

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She’s SO Getting a Book Deal

by Katie Motherbumper

on November 17, 2009 in Parenting

Location: The Dinner Table Participants: My family (me, husband, and the four year old) Subject: Frankly, I’m not quite sure For the record, no one wanted to cook or do dishes so pizza it is! It was delivery and definitely delissimo. 4yo: Mommy, can you take me to a mommy blog someday? husband: *snort*

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I wrote this post while on hold ordering egg rolls. Obviously.

by Brittany Gibbons

on November 10, 2009 in Identity

My house is messy. My boys are needy, OMG MAWWWWWWM, GET ME STUFFS, ANY STUFFS, NOWWWWWW, WAIT HALP!  THERE IS POOP ON MY FOOT, SOMEONE POOPED ON MEEEE, WHERE ARE MINE LEGOS, WHY DO YOU HAAAATE ME, MAKE ME A CHOCOLATE SAMMICH WITH THE HEADS OF NEWBORN KITTEHS INSIDE The baby, she is using my [...]

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Not one of my better days

by Jenbshaw

on October 5, 2009 in Parenting

I was actually getting some decent sleep Monday morning when I heard the baby cooing in his crib. He sounded content just chattering to himself so I went back to sleep, at least I tried. Two minutes later my husband came in with the baby and plopped him down beside me. The crying commenced. So [...]

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