Location: The Dinner Table
Participants: My family (me, husband, and the four year old)
Subject: Frankly, I’m not quite sure
For the record, no one wanted to cook or do dishes so pizza it is! It was delivery and definitely delissimo.
4yo: Mommy, can you take me to a mommy blog someday?
husband: [...]

My house is messy.
My boys are needy, OMG MAWWWWWWM, GET ME STUFFS, ANY STUFFS, NOWWWWWW, WAIT HALP!  THERE IS POOP ON MY FOOT, SOMEONE POOPED ON MEEEE, WHERE ARE MINE LEGOS, WHY DO YOU HAAAATE ME, MAKE ME A CHOCOLATE SAMMICH WITH THE HEADS OF NEWBORN KITTEHS INSIDE
The [...]

I was actually getting some decent sleep Monday morning when I heard the baby cooing in his crib. He sounded content just chattering to himself so I went back to sleep, at least I tried. Two minutes later my husband came in with the baby and plopped him [...]