It is inevitable that at some point in your life you will poop in your pants in public–and not on purpose.
I Love You Just the Way You Poop
A lot of people measure the success of a relationship in superficial milestones: idyllic vacations, gemstone anniversaries, the birth of children. I prefer to be more realistic: When you start announcing your poop schedule to your beloved, you might as well buy your adjacent cemetery plots now, because CONGRATULATIONS, you just bought a one-way ticket [...]
Confusion, The Medical Profession and Poop
As I have recently given birth, it stands to reason that I have also recently seen a variety of medical professionals for a variety of reasons. In addition to the hordes of doctors and nurses I saw to bring the babe into the world, the child himself needs to be seen. In the midst of [...]
Morning Multiple Choice
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1. On a typical early weekday morning (defined as the time between 6:30 and 8 a.m.), you are most likely to find me: (a) Stuffing my kids’ lunch boxes with Capri Suns and other pre-packaged items; (b) Feeding the baby her bottle, letting the dog outside to poop and then forgetting he’s out there unattended [...]
Reality Stinks
My husband and I get along alright. We enjoy each other’s company and sometimes we even have sex. I mean we bicker sometimes, but that’s normal. But, this is not a post about how well my husband and I get along. I’m just telling you I like him so that I can tell you that [...]
How To Deal With The Crap In Our Lives
I’m in the process of potty training my child which means I spend an excessive amount of time talking about her shit, wiping her shit and cheering her shit on. It’s so fun. So far, she’s failing like a champ. She’ll get excited about her Hello Kitty undies but when it comes time to move [...]
Put Your Sh*t in a Container
As a society, we have come up with all kinds of ways to keep our stuff organized. We put our clothes in the drawers of our dresser, our food in the refrigerator, our money in our wallets. And while there have been creative and innovative ideas to help us store our stuff over the years, [...]
Girls Should Not Have to Put Up with Man Piss
This is really less of an actual post and more of a request for support and answers. You my friend, are looking at a picture of my toilet. Go ahead and take that in for a minute. Got it? See, I’m a new mom. I used to have a fancy job with a fancy paycheck [...]
What NOT to wear at a blogging conference
There’s been a lot of talk in the blog world about “What You Should Wear To A Blogging Conference!” These posts are helpful if you’re all, “WTF should I wear to a blogging conference?!” Here’s a brief summary of those: Wear comfortable but cute shoes! Shop your own closet for outfits you already love & [...]
Crazy ass white people
I have a picture of my husband pretending to take a shit on the bathroom floor. Except it’s not a turd, it’s a burnt hot dog. We left it on the floor at my friend’s house during a party so people would think someone actually crapped on the floor. But then her dog ate it. [...]
She’s SO Getting a Book Deal
Location: The Dinner Table Participants: My family (me, husband, and the four year old) Subject: Frankly, I’m not quite sure For the record, no one wanted to cook or do dishes so pizza it is! It was delivery and definitely delissimo. 4yo: Mommy, can you take me to a mommy blog someday? husband: *snort*
