One tends to forget a lot in life when it comes to reproducing; childbirth and labour pains, stitches in delicate places and medieval midwives are instantly forgotten once you’ve left the hospital. Those first few weeks and months of your small child’s life also, it seems, vanish into the black hole of memories once they’ve…
Tag Archive: poo
Do As I Say, Not As I Doo Doo
A few shorts weeks ago, on these very Aiming Low pages that you are reading now, I wrote an advice column for two year olds in which I strongly urged them not to soil their drawers if they wished to lead a successful life. And like any good, hypocritical parent would have done, I neglected…
The Evolution of Poo
Anybody with small children knows that poo is a big part of being a parent. One could argue that a child’s life for the first few years is one big piece of shit. Or one lose watery reservoir of brown dirty water, depending on the day and how many servings of refried beans he had…
I can haz kleen ‘n new potty?
I am the proud owner of two verrrry cute kittehs! Cute until you get within ten feet of their litter box. And then? They are just like every other beast of the wild that should be left to poop in the great outdoors. But, I am a good pet owner….I clean that damn litter box,…
