Dear Victoria’s Secret: You Must Be Drunk…

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As I have gotten older and wider, I have amassed a longer list of stores I frequent less often. Stores that cater to the ultra-thin demographic. Stores that only have extremely tight-fitting clothes. Stores that peddle merchandise that is designed to place advertising (via words) on my butt. I am looking at you Abercrombie & [...]

Why I Have a Completely Irrational Yet Justified Fear of Frozen Food

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I’m not afraid of spiders, snakes, scorpions, or even Justin Bieber. But I am afraid of frozen food. Wait, let me back up a bit. Maybe I should start by telling you about our little family problem. You see, just about everyone in my family has what we like to lovingly refer to as ACS [...]