I’m not one of those people who forgets to eat. In fact, I don’t even get those people. Oh trust me, I have friends who can go all day without eating and I’m like, are you fucking kidding me? You FORGOT to eat?
How does one even DO that?
Me? [...]

So, this is what happened.
Eight of my best friends.  An open bar.  The newest techie gadgets.  Lobster ravioli.  The most fantastic people on the planet.  Open bar.  Swag bags.  Trains.  Planes.  Taxis.   Super Secret Pizza Parties.  Open bar.   Hello Kitty rainboots.  Pictures and videos that can never EVER [...]