Moving In


The great thing about buying a house is finally living in it. The actual act of moving isn’t so great. There are too many boxes and too much heavy lifting. You have to organize, pack, and clean. Then you have to clean and unpack and organize some more. If I were Martha Stewart maybe I’d [...]

How to Sell the Kama Sutra to Your Boss


I purchased the Kama Sutra when I was in my late teens, much like every horny, post-pubescent and pre-sex adult in the known world. It’s the tiniest copy of the Kama Sutra in the world; I wanted to check it out, but I didn’t want anyone to KNOW I was checking it out. I didn’t [...]

How To Properly Pack A Suitcase The Schmutzie Way

By the time you’re done packing, you will probably have sung approximately twenty-five rounds of Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes, which will make your neighbours think it’s getting just a little What-Ever-Happened-To-Baby-Jane in your house, but screw ‘em.

Letters From The Editor, Ed. 4

So, I won’t even kid you that while you’re reading this, I’m mentally still in NY, getting my BlogHer on, eating pizza, talking to people. . It’s true that places can be cool and fun, but I think that most people forget one of the most important things. Packing and unpacking. Suitcases would lay half [...]