What to Expect When You’re Expecting

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When you are newly pregnant for the first time, your OB-GYN will present to you with benevolent open arms, much like the Shroud of Turin, the pregnancy bible What to Expect When You’re Expecting. After receiving this book at our first preggers appointment, I would bet my twenty-five dollar tube of Clinique smokey-kohl eye liner that [...]

10 (More) Things Your Baby Would Tell You if He Could Talk

No. I don't ANY Muffin man, much less one who lives on Drury Lane.

You know what kinda gets on my nerves? All the goo-goo, ga-ga stuff that comes along with a newborn. Don’t get me wrong. I mean it’s fun for me. You know, because my kid’s so adorable and all that I have no choice but to shower him with cutesie little songs and various pet names. [...]