Five Half-Assed Halloween Costumes To Thrill and Impress Your Friends

With my coat on I just looked like a pregnant woman with really bad hair.

Confession: I’m not a big Halloween person. Even though it’s a holiday that celebrates candy, my favorite food group, I don’t particularly like going out of the house in costume. Yes, I live in New York, where you’re likely to run into pantsless people wearing fright wigs even when it’s not October 31, but I’ve [...]