The Stigma on My Upper Lip

Dirtball at preschool pickup.

Ask me about my mustache!

One Time, I Grew a Super Terrible ‘Stache

I also have one other thing in common with John Holmes. No, wait -- I can't lie to you people.

Back in November I participated in Mo’vember, which is a charity to raise awareness for men’s prostate cancer. Basically, you grow a mustache, hit up your friends for money, and then shave it off December 1. I had never grown one before, and let me tell you a few things as a 35 year old [...]