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Half-assed is better than no ass at all, right?

by Anissa Mayhew

on November 9, 2009 in Playing House

So, flying in the face of all I think is right and good in the world, I was guilted into some yard work this weekend. You heard me right. YARD WORK. Which, apparently, involves more than just picking up the beer bottles and making sure the lawn guys have a clear path to the weeds [...]

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An Open Letter to a Husband X… who may or may not resemble my own

by Tena

on November 3, 2009 in Love Life

Dear Husband X, It’s not you, it’s me. Don’t get me wrong, some ladies might find pee dribble on the toilet seat horribly romantic.  Dirty talk like “let me clean your clock” may work for some.  It’s not that picking up your socks isn’t a HUGE turn on.   When you say”you look like a bag lady” in the yoga pants [...]

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Of Mice and No Men

by Allison

on November 2, 2009 in Playing House

If I’m being honest, it’s not technically fair to talk about how I’m a newlywed and how things are all new and we’re still having sex four times a day and gazing into each others’ eyes. Prior to my wedding, I dated Laef for 2 years and lived with him for 3 years. The only [...]

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We Can’t Even Get Married Right

by Allison

on October 14, 2009 in Playing House

Laef and I have been married for 3 months. I think. We have been checking the mail every day for the past 2 months in hopes that our marriage license will arrive and we can let out the final sigh, that, yes, despite some flaws (booking two limos, for example) we are in fact married. [...]

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Ask Amy Lo

by amylo

on September 3, 2009 in Community

Hey there lovelies! It’s your bestest friend on the internet, Amy Lo. Amy is sorry she missed giving you all advice last week… she cannot comment while charges are still pending, but she is innocent of all charges.

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Aaaaaannnnnddddd scene. Ok, take off your pants.

by Brittany Gibbons

on August 27, 2009 in Pop Culture

Coming up with things to write about is hard. I mean, especially when you find yourself writing for a site like Aiming Low, who’s literary standards are ridiculously fucking high. It needs to be life altering, ya know? Something that would make MSNBC and FOX News salivate at the mouth. So, I got all excited, [...]

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My husband can attribute a lot of nookie to this incident.

by Maria Melee

on August 17, 2009 in Love Life

About ten years ago, I got the wild idea to go swimming in the Santa Fe river around dusk. (Yes, this is gator-o-clock. I live on the edge. Of reason.)

I threw some clothes on over a bikini and dragged my then-boyfriend-now-husband George to the car. We drove just outside of High Springs, Florida to a small park/boatramp off a bumpy dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

We chattered on the way there, all caught up in that blissful honeymoon stage of our relationship. (Plus, we were still technically teenagers.) The whole thing was sort of magical, you know? The excitement of a mini-road-trip. An evening off campus. Knowing we’d be jumping into the water all half-nekkid and shivering and giggling. Good times.

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Salty Pleasures

by Allison

on August 4, 2009 in Playing House

A few months ago, I read a feature article on Jennifer Aniston in a magazine when she was promoting “He’s Just Not That Into You” with a few of the other cast members. It was one of those articles where the author describes the entire fucking scene in the first paragraph so that we all [...]

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Sex In The City (Apparently Not Enough If You Ask One of Us)

by Allison

on July 28, 2009 in Love Life

The honeymoon is over. We survived New York City cabs, subways and pushy street vendors on Canal Street. We couldn’t have asked for better weather, as it never got too hot or too humid. Of course on the day that I utilized my first “wife” card (you know, the one where you promise a blow [...]

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From LA To New York With Love

by Allison

on July 13, 2009 in Playing House

By the time this post is published I will be drunk with a slice of New York pizza dangling from my non-manicured fingers. I will have successfully pulled off a dance routine to Lady Gaga’s Poker Face with my new husband as our first dance, and it will be questionable as to whether my mother [...]

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