Ah, family. They can love hard and be hard to love, but I wouldn’t be anywhere without them. Hell, I wouldn’t be, period, so I thought I’d dedicate the next 400 words in honour of what I do really like about them.
10 Things I’ve Never Done
I’ve never worn a tampon. I’m 40; at this point I don’t think I ever will.
How to Feel More Awesome, Exercise #1
By the time you complete this exercise, you will feel pretty damn awesome. It’s true, or I’m actually Aretha Franklin.
25 Things I Have Done For Love
Somehow, magically, this whole history lead me to my life with the Palinode. What have you done for love?
10 Deals I Made With Myself This Last Week That Made Nominal Sense
I find making deals with myself goes a long way to justify my life choices. It’s a good system for those of us who want to use our better deeds to justify things like ice cream and naps.
Don’t You Do What a Big Sister Done
…all this time later I am still possessed of the need to confess my big sister sins about once a year, ask my little brother if he knows that I am truly sorry, and assuage my guilt.
Schmutzie’s Top 10 Tips For Better iPhone Photos
I once mocked people who took their phoneography seriously, but no longer. I love it, baby, and there’s no turning back, so let me tell you some of the things I’ve learned along the way.
