‘Tis the season to be jolly! ‘Tis also the season of deception, subterfuge, and bald-faced lies. Giving your family a holiday full of surprises, warmth and wonderment involves lying like a cheap rug on the head of a used car salesman, so say goodbye to personal integrity and hello to A Liar’s Guide to Christmas. Parents:…
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Last Week It Was The UPS Guy, And Now It’s My Mailman. I Have Issues.
Do you lie to strangers to cover your own butt? Please say yes. Back me up, here.
The Evolution of Poo
Anybody with small children knows that poo is a big part of being a parent. One could argue that a child’s life for the first few years is one big piece of shit. Or one lose watery reservoir of brown dirty water, depending on the day and how many servings of refried beans he had…
