Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and there are tons of adorable, glitter-y, do-it-yourself Valentine tutorials making the rounds on the internets. I’m all for handmade but I know that a LOT of us just don’t have the kind of time to cut out doilies and get glitter all over the damn place. So,…
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How to Celebrate Your Birthday in Style
It’s my birthday today. Yup. I’m going to be 29 again. I’ve been turning 29 for six years now. Lots of time to get the perfect 29th birthday planned. First, I’m going to read though the journals I kept as a teenager and laugh at my angsty teenage self. This will allow me to feel…
Why You Didn’t Get a Holiday Card From Me
I love getting holiday cards. I love seeing how big your kids have gotten or where you have traveled this year. I like seeing pictures of your new houses. I even like the cards that just have festive holiday artwork because it lets me know you were thinking of me. But please don’t wait by…
I’m Liz and I Shave My Chin
I shave my chin. No, I AM a woman. See that little icon up there? It should confirm to you that–well, it’s pretty tiny so you can’t see much of anything, but one thing is for sure: I know you have chin hair too. Whether woman, male, or combo. Chin hair does not discriminate. But…
8 Ways to Avoid Having Sex This Christmas
For Christmas I would like to not put out. I haven’t baked a cookie, wrapped a present, and I’ve barely shopped. My stellar case of laze might as well follow me to the bedroom this holiday season. But there is another person involved here: my Not-so Husband. Yeah, no means no. But there’s nothing like…
Perhaps I’ll Send Valentine’s Day Cards Instead. Maybe.
I really try to be a grown-up. I do. I own a couple vacuum cleaners (and use them regularly!) My kids are regularly fed and bathed. Mostly. I do my own shopping – even if I can’t cook worth a damn – and I even know how to turn on a computer. On most days,…
My Cat is One Lazy Mofo
Meet Zoe. She would meet you back except she’s too busy sleeping all the damn time. And no one bothers her about this. No one. The Kid isn’t all: can I have a snack? Every 2.5 seconds. And Mr. Kitty doesn’t waltz over to announce there’s no minimum on something he MUST HAVE on…
Leftover Turkey Chili Recipe
If you’re reading this from the United States, there’s a very good chance that in exactly two weeks, you’re going to be looking at a fridge full of turkey. Most likely, you’ll have a living room full of turkeys too, but I digress. And while turkey sandwiches are amazing and delicious, there are only so…
