Keychain of Fools

latchkeykid

Do me a favor. Go grab your keys. No, that was not a euphemism. I honestly mean your KEYS. As in your key-chain, keyring, rope, whatever you use to harness your small metal instrument specially cut to fit into a lock and move its bolt. (STILL not a euphemism. Sheesh, people.) If you like to save money, belong to a gym, often buy drugs, or even go to the library [...]