10 Weird Things I’ve Experienced At Low Wage Jobs

And you? I know you must have low-wage job weirdness in your history. Please share news from your adventures in employment craziness. It’s the sharing that keeps us sane.

Stalking Kevin Bacon for Fun and Profit

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I have what sounds like a pretty fancy job to most people. Not “freelance blogger”–that calls to mind adult acne and sweatpants studded with dried lo mein noodles (both of which, incidentally, I happen to have). No, I’m talking about my day job as a newspaper (and formerly glossy magazine) editor. You’re picturing Kate Hudson [...]

Top 10 Most Respectable Slut Jobs. And You Know You Had At Least One.

slut job circa 2002 and proud.

I’m 30. My days of using my body for money are over.  After 25, you learn about things like sexism and HR policies. No, I was never a hooker. But sort of.  And you know what? I bet you were too. In fact, we all were hookers of sorts and good for us. Because when [...]

Of Mice and No Men

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If I’m being honest, it’s not technically fair to talk about how I’m a newlywed and how things are all new and we’re still having sex four times a day and gazing into each others’ eyes. Prior to my wedding, I dated Laef for 2 years and lived with him for 3 years. The only [...]