Idiot Labels: Not Just For Idiots Anymore

Really? I was thinking I could climb the electric lines! Thanks for letting me know!

Last week, I was brushing my teeth because people do that and stuff and I was looking at the new carton the brand-spanking-new toothpaste came in and saw the warning, “Do not swallow.” It got me thinking. Do people eat toothpaste? I mean, my kid does but people other than my kid, do they eat [...]

This Line? Starts WAY THE EFF BACK THERE

VISUAL AID!

You know, I may aim low in many parts of my life—okay, pretty much ALL of them—but one thing I aim NOT to do is take shortcuts that hurt other people. Or make their heads feel explode-y. I also aim to use less hyphens. And caps. And maybe ellipses, too. Anyway, it would appear that [...]