You’ve Got Mail! Letters I Wish I Could Send

May 11, 2012
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Dear Husband, If I am pissed off at you, it is because you did something to piss me off. I know it is hard to believe, but I don’t actually enjoy being pissed off at you. I have way better things to do, like tell you where the scissors are even though they are in [...]

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How to Piss off Your Wife on Her 35th Birthday

December 8, 2011
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Sure, 35 isn’t a super duper milestone, but it ends in a five. We all know that when your age ends in a five or a zero, it’s a big deal, right? Thus, as my thirty-fifth birthday approached, visions of sugar-plums a mani/pedi at the spa or some new bling danced in my head. Unbeknownst to me, [...]

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