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Not one of my better days

by Jenbshaw

on October 5, 2009 in Parenting

I was actually getting some decent sleep Monday morning when I heard the baby cooing in his crib. He sounded content just chattering to himself so I went back to sleep, at least I tried. Two minutes later my husband came in with the baby and plopped him down beside me. The crying commenced. So [...]

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A Car Wash PSA

by ASouthernFairytale

on October 1, 2009 in Parenting

One of my favorite treats and splurges is taking my kids through the automated car wash. (Aiming Low at it’s best baby.. forget theme parks.. the car wash is where it’s at) Our car wash has that tri-color wax that it sprays on and my kids ooh and aaaah over the colors and the water [...]

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The Last Place You’d Look.

by Brittany Gibbons

on September 17, 2009 in Identity

This post was originally featured on Barefoot Foodie over a year ago.  In honor of Ovarian Cancer Month, and the importance of seeing your doctor regularly, I thought I would re-live, again,  it with all of you. Last night we went to a bonfire in the fields behind a friend’s house. I was ill prepared, [...]

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Anal Clinic

by 3 Day Weekend

on September 11, 2009 in Community

Sometime after my eighteenth birthday, a couple of my friends and I were driving around looking for something– anything–to do. We had the staples: smokes, weed, gas; we’d had dinner and coffee and were now aimlessly driving around. As we passed a Mom and Pop type video store where I had recently gotten a membership, [...]

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Somewhere, down the line if we hit it off, I want to know there will be sex.

by 3 Day Weekend

on September 11, 2009 in Community

This is what I woke up to this morning. Hawt coffee, mmmm. Log into Facebook, log into gmail. New message on Match, hmmm, maybe this will be the one! And I get this…. Umm, I think NOT. Subject – You seem like a great girl (I am, thankyouverymuch!) Now, I shit you not, this email [...]

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How To Teach Your Children That Potty Humor Is Funny At Any Age

by 3 Day Weekend

on September 11, 2009 in Community

Today we went to visit Hub’s grandparents. We talked about the garden, the weather, what Jim Leyland is doing wrong, and all the usual topics. As we were leaving, his grandma asks us to wait because she wants to get out this new giant bubble making toy that she has and all the kids loved [...]

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Bar? Lowered.

by Brittany Gibbons

on September 8, 2009 in Identity

Back in the old days…you know…when I was being courted…I was quite the dresser. Cute dresses. Sexy jeans and shirts. Pretty shoes. I was, like, working it. Smelled good. Looked good. And, I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure I even gave blow jobs back then without groaning and rolling my eyes. It [...]

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How to Pee in Your Underpants.

by 3 Day Weekend

on September 4, 2009 in Community

Saturday, the bf and I went to a friend’s wedding.  Actually, we just went to the reception (I have to be honest, I didn’t even want to go) and had a great time. What made it a great time?  I looked great!  Haha.  Ok, not really.  But I looked all nice and svelte.  Smooth.  One [...]

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Boobs Day Out

by 3 Day Weekend

on August 28, 2009 in Community

edit: first off, i’m so PISSED because i just spent the last HOUR of my life (time i will never get back thank you very much) writing today’s post and went to publish it and it disappeared from my screen. gone. vanished. like it never existed. so i can’t promise this version of it will [...]

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If Jeopardy Were Written by Parents

by 3 Day Weekend

on August 28, 2009 in Community

Alex Trebek: … and our third contestant of the evening is BusyDad, from Los Angeles, California. Welcome BusyDad, tell us a little bit about yourself. Me: Thanks Alex. Um, let’s just get on with the game. I have to pick up my kid by 5:30 and I really can’t be late because they’ll charge me [...]

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