I was actually getting some decent sleep Monday morning when I heard the baby cooing in his crib. He sounded content just chattering to himself so I went back to sleep, at least I tried. Two minutes later my husband came in with the baby and plopped him [...]
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A Car Wash PSA
One of my favorite treats and splurges is taking my kids through the automated car wash.
(Aiming Low at it’s best baby.. forget theme parks.. the car wash is where it’s at)
Our car wash has that tri-color wax that it sprays on and my kids ooh and aaaah over [...]
The Last Place You’d Look.
This post was originally featured on Barefoot Foodie over a year ago. In honor of Ovarian Cancer Month, and the importance of seeing your doctor regularly, I thought I would re-live, again, it with all of you.
Last night we went to a bonfire in the fields behind a [...]
Anal Clinic
Sometime after my eighteenth birthday, a couple of my friends and I were driving around looking for something– anything–to do. We had the staples: smokes, weed, gas; we’d had dinner and coffee and were now aimlessly driving around. As we passed a Mom and Pop type video store [...]
Somewhere, down the line if we hit it off, I want to know there will be sex.
This is what I woke up to this morning.
Hawt coffee, mmmm. Log into Facebook, log into gmail. New message on Match, hmmm, maybe this will be the one! And I get this….
Umm, I think NOT.
Subject – You seem like a great girl (I am, thankyouverymuch!)
Now, I shit [...]
How To Teach Your Children That Potty Humor Is Funny At Any Age
Today we went to visit Hub’s grandparents. We talked about the garden, the weather, what Jim Leyland is doing wrong, and all the usual topics. As we were leaving, his grandma asks us to wait because she wants to get out this new giant bubble making toy that [...]
Bar? Lowered.
Back in the old days…you know…when I was being courted…I was quite the dresser.
Cute dresses. Sexy jeans and shirts. Pretty shoes.
I was, like, working it.
Smelled good. Looked good. And, I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure I even gave blow jobs back [...]
How to Pee in Your Underpants.
Saturday, the bf and I went to a friend’s wedding. Actually, we just went to the reception (I have to be honest, I didn’t even want to go) and had a great time.
What made it a great time? I looked great! Haha. Ok, not really. But I looked [...]
Boobs Day Out
edit: first off, i’m so PISSED because i just spent the last HOUR of my life (time i will never get back thank you very much) writing today’s post and went to publish it and it disappeared from my screen. gone. vanished. like it never existed. so i [...]
If Jeopardy Were Written by Parents
Alex Trebek: … and our third contestant of the evening is BusyDad, from Los Angeles, California. Welcome BusyDad, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Me: Thanks Alex. Um, let’s just get on with the game. I have to pick up my kid by 5:30 and I really [...]



