Have you seen those black and white block thingys that look like hypnotizing mutant bar codes? You know, these things: That black and white thingy is called a QR code. QR means queef reflex.
There are things I’d rather do than spend multiple summer hours in a car with two small children. Having my eyes forced open with those little corn cob pick thingies while someone picks at my cornea with a ragged, dirty fingernail ranks right up there. But this month that’s exactly what I have to do [...]
You know what? I really was wondering what else could I possibly print on using my Fancy Schmancy Printer (i.e. My Magical HP All-in-One 7500A), so I started using my crafty friend Ms. Google and she pointed me towards magnetic paper. Yes. Magnetic paper. I ordered some online (HP doesn’t sell it, boo) and within [...]
I joined Weight Watchers a couple years ago, and found that if I just stuck to more reasonable portions and eliminated adjusted my fast food cooking habits, I could lose some weight and help my family make healthy choices. Win! I’m pretty cheap though, so I stuck with it for a couple of months and didn’t renew. Before I dropped it, I printed as many recipes as I could and threw them into a three ring binder. It’s served us pretty well, but I am ready to take it up a notch and create a family recipe book. Project EZPZ Recipe Book is ON!
Dear HP Fancy Schmancy Printer, How I love you. I love you and your bells and your whistles and your super cool scanner and panel thingy that lights up brightly! Even the way you sound is so beautiful…it’s like music to my ever-loving crafty self. Knowing you means that I don’t have to get dressed [...]
As resident dog expert* here at Aiming Low I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that summer vacations are coming up and if you haven’t done so yet you really need to start looking for a trustworthy sitter for Fido. And for Sir Swipes-a-lot the Cat. Probably Niblet, the incredible escaping hamster, too. [...]