Gaze Upon My Bunghole And Tell Me You Love Me

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Oh, love. Oh, glorious, wonderful, lusty, beautiful, scary, heart achey, head-spinning, boner-inducing, breathtaking LOVE. It’s so fucking awesome. And then it’s so fucking hard. But today I’m going to focus on the not so fucking hard kind.

Sex In The City (Apparently Not Enough If You Ask One of Us)

The honeymoon is over. We survived New York City cabs, subways and pushy street vendors on Canal Street. We couldn’t have asked for better weather, as it never got too hot or too humid. Of course on the day that I utilized my first “wife” card (you know, the one where you promise a blow [...]