Potato Chip Sandwiches and Other Staples of A Healthy Diet

I died and went to heaven and then came back and ate this cheese and bacon stuffed potato skin. OH MAH GAH.

Food. I haz obsession. I pretty much think about food ALL DAY LONG and when I’m eating one meal I’m already thinking about the next. Fortunately, I have the awesomest genes on the planet because I manage to stay in good shape and health. But I often eat like crap. For example, my favorite food? [...]

The Easiest Diet In The World

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Most women I know have dieted, are dieting, or plan to diet. I mean, I can’t be the only one that has to lose twenty-five pounds by this Saturday.

The Triumph of My Inner Scavenger

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I have a bad habit of eating like a garbage disposal. It makes perfect sense, waste-wise. It’s a natural chain of events— a simple formula: whatIcookfortheboys – whattheydon’teat = easymealsforme

Quintuple Chocolate Pudding Pie

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My husband. Great father. Smart. Funny (sorta). And a big geek. Or nerd. Whichever term you prefer.

How to Make Quiche Real Men Will Eat

This picture has nothing to do with quiche and everything to do with Easter.

Every Easter, I pull out this recipe. Not only am I a creature of habit, but it’s also a dish that everyone from my vegetarian sister to my manly man father will eat. A thick slice of this quiche is delicious warm or cold and it’s even better re-heated two nights later when you find [...]

Becoming The Next Episode of Hoarders

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I dread Mondays. Aside from the usual end of the weekend blues, Mondays are the days I have to spend digging my house out of the Sunday MegaWarehouse bulk shopping my husband does.

How to Make Irish Soda Bread

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There are a few things about Ireland that really stand out in my memory: Hanging upside down to kiss the Blarney Stone. Irish passing “lanes” and the resulting gray hairs. Bunratty and the realization I could never drink an Irishman under the table. And of course the soda bread that we’d buy nearly every day [...]

Schmutzie’s Vegan-Friendly Melted Banana Oatmeal Recipe, Microwave Style

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This creation is so rich and flavourful that you’ll swear you’re eating dessert for breakfast. Bon appetit!

Winter Dieting is Stupid

Winter Dieting is Stupid

It is officially the end of February? How many of your New Year’s resolutions have you kept? That’s what I thought. I’m willing to bet that at least one or two of you out there resolved to take some of your holiday weight off this year, and I hate to break it to you but [...]

How to Make a Puff Pancake That Will Get You Laid

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Valentine’s Day is coming up and for those of you who have a Valentine, there’s only one breakfast that will guarantee you both will be taking a sick day. And by sick day, I mean an *ahem* “sick” day. This basis of recipe comes courtesy of a certain red and white checked cookbook. And, because I’m [...]

I’ll Take You All Out for a Bloomin’ Onion

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I am stunned. Stunned, I tell you. As a blogger, I often get pitches in my inbox and today I received this: Dear Shari, dust off your secret shoebox and dig through your drawers and find those unwanted gift cards! According to a recent article from The Wall Street Journal, $41 billion in gift cards [...]

How to Make Okra and a Very Brief Non-History of Zero

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There are one of two things upon which every human being on the planet can agree: okra is good or it’s gross. I’ll give you a second to soak up that brilliance. In Pakistan and India, okra is the dish for all the aiming low subcontinent cooks. Of COURSE people “aim low” in Asian countries. [...]