Five Wishes For Santa

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There are five things I’d like for Christmas, but I’m not planning on visiting the local mall to sit on some fat guy’s lap with my wish list in hand. A candy cane and a pat on the head isn’t going to give me the confidence I need to fulfill my Christmas wishes, either. I’ll [...]

An Open Letter to Elves


Dear Elves, I’m sorry for addressing you all as one, but I don’t know you personally. Why is that? Why don’t I know more about you? Why is it that Santa gets all the glory and you just toil away in the background? I’ve been thinking a lot about you lately. I worry about you. [...]