Welcome, Baby Alive!

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It is with queasy ambivalence masquerading as forced happiness that we in the Raisin household announce the arrival of Baby Alive! She’s a real charmer! Weighing in at little over two pounds, Baby Alive sports sassy blond curls, piscine blue eyes, and a toothless smile that just won’t quit. No, really: it won’t quit. It [...]

Selected Scenes from A Nightmare on Poo Street

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People with older kids tell me that while it seems like my kids will be in diapers forever, one day I’ll look back and it’ll be a distant memory. They’re probably right, but as my kids approach their third birthday, with very little interest in depositing their fecal packages anywhere other than on their ass [...]