The Pumpkin Patch Can Suck It


To celebrate harvest time, let’s all pay money to work in the fields!

In a Crowd of Imbeciles

Waiting in Line

I have a hard time being in crowd situations where a large number of people are all waiting their turn for the same thing–like, say, a line to sign my kid up for a class through parks and recreation. Ugh, crowds of this sort just drive me crazy because everyone acts like an imbecile. The [...]