How to Turn Sloth Into a Creative Project That Cleans Your Floors

The next time you hear someone talking about sloth like it is some kind of deadly sin, don’t listen to them. I, Schmutzie, a person who once used embroidery thread as dental floss for several days rather than leave the house, managed to finish two whole tasks while doing little more than rolling around on the floor and using my clicky finger.

EZPZ: Managing Your Crap One Drawer At A Time

Organizing your junk drawer in six simple steps.

It’s the Little Things

My husband grew up in a home where his mother said, “There is a place for everything and everything needs to be in it’s place.” While her house was filled to the brim with crap stuff, it was always very neat and tidy. I grew up in a home that was drastically different. Drastically doesn’t [...]

How to Fix a Repulsively Stained Toilet Seat When You’re Too Lazy to Leave the House

We moved into a new apartment a couple of months ago, and one of the first things I noticed was that the toilet seat on our new-to-us toilet was old, worn, cheap, and ugly. My own butt balked at the sigh of it.

I’m Just Lazy Like That

When I heard about the concept of aiming low I was intrigued. I wanted to submit a post because who more than me aims low- but about what? It took me a good 5 seconds before I got it. Sweeping. Oh how I loathe it. I look at that broom in all of its bristle [...]

How A CrazedMommy Cleans Her Child’s Room

(On a SUNDAY, no less!!) Step 1: Tell children it’s time to clean their rooms. Watch kids scatter.