I find making deals with myself goes a long way to justify my life choices. It’s a good system for those of us who want to use our better deeds to justify things like ice cream and naps.
Do You Put On Make-Up For The UPS Guy?
I have this judgemental UPS guy who shows up at my door occasionally, and he is seriously cramping my laissez-faire style.
Superman Doesn’t Like Cleaning Up Your Messes
No matter how many times I repeat myself, scream, threaten–whatever, the kids (including my wife *ehem*) can’t seem to grasp the concept of picking up after themselves. They will pull down a game; play half way through it; leave it on the floor (they also have follow-through issues); and then pull some other dumb thing [...]
How to Turn Sloth Into a Creative Project That Cleans Your Floors
The next time you hear someone talking about sloth like it is some kind of deadly sin, don’t listen to them. I, Schmutzie, a person who once used embroidery thread as dental floss for several days rather than leave the house, managed to finish two whole tasks while doing little more than rolling around on the floor and using my clicky finger.
