Sure, 35 isn’t a super duper milestone, but it ends in a five. We all know that when your age ends in a five or a zero, it’s a big deal, right? Thus, as my thirty-fifth birthday approached, visions of sugar-plums a mani/pedi at the spa or some new bling danced in my head. Unbeknownst to me,…
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a New Mom Unless You Have a Death Wish
A strange thing happens when you become a mom. Actually, it begins when your belly first becomes big enough for people to assume you are carrying a tiny gremlin inside. Suddenly, random strangers feel the need to accost your distended uterus with their hands and tell you their personal thoughts about everything from epidurals and…
