Reviews
You got a “thing”?
We LIKE things!
Will we like your thing?
Maybe.
Is it a good thing?
If it is, we’ll tell all our friends about how good your thing is.
Is it not a good thing?
We make with the honesty here and that’s that.
If you’re interested in having us review your thing, just shoot us an email at aiminglowcontact [at] gmail.com.
Seriously, though, this is how we run things around here:
- Decisions to post are based on the quality and relevance of your product, the review of some products may not be posted because they simply do not fit with our readership or our mission.
- We do require a sample for all reviews. The sample will not be returned, a review is not guaranteed, and you will be responsible for any shipping costs involved.
- Review opportunities will be assigned by availability of the writers and on a rotating basis. If you have a preference for a particular blogger to write your review, you may contact that blogger on their personal blog or you can specifically request that writer here, but may have to be put in the queue for that writer’s schedule to clear.
- If you are interested in having the entire team review a product, samples will be required for each individual blogger.
- We WILL NOT post your press release, so save us both some time on that one.
- We would prefer not to do high dollar reviews for items that must be returned, but please email so that it can be decided on an individual basis.
- We will be incredibly truthful in the reviews we post, and while we would never deliberately speak badly of a product, we do feel that a critique of a product’s good and not so good points is valuable information. This offers balance and honesty in our reviews. If we feel that a product has not brought a satisfactory result, we will contact you before publishing a review.
- Transparency, transparency, transparency



