Jokes You’re Pretty Sure You’re Not Allowed To Laugh At

Q. Did you ever hear Davy Crockett’s last words at the Alamo? A. “What are all these lawn yard guys doing here?” Q. Did you hear about the confused blond? A. She had a tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her pencil. There’s a good chance you snickered at those jokes.

Snowpocalypse ’11

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In order to understand the title, you’d have to know I live in Atlanta, Georgia. It’s the South, y’all. Some of us take our snow seriously. Seriously. On Friday, January 7, three days before the freezing cold rain/snowy/slush/ice hit, the weather people were saying it would be bad,  and it was. School was closed for [...]