Decorating With Animals – OR – My Marmoset Has Horrible Taste in Fabric

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When I found out that the latest trend in interior design is to decorate with animals, I dusted off my dog’s top hat and monocle and said, “Come, Chewie! We are going to Target!” But then I found out that what they mean is to use animals as objects and inspriation in your decorating, and [...]

What We Can Learn From Parks and Rec

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I’m a huge fan of the television show Parks and Rec. If you are unfamiliar with it, it’s a comedy on NBC that is shot documentary style, like The Office. It follows the lives of the Parks and Rec department of Pawnee, Indiana. Not only is it a very funny (without a laugh track) show, [...]

Top 10 List of Top 10 Most Ridiculous List Posts That Could Ever Be Written (and probably will be someday)

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1. Top 10 Ways to Watch Paint Dry 2. Top 10 Best Songs to Listen to When You Puke 3. Top 10 List of the Best Worst Cleaning Products that Cost Under $1.45 4. Top 10 List of the Best Colors of Lint to Ever Come Out of Your Dryer 5. Top 10 Worst Ways to [...]

CAUTION: The News Could Be Hazardous To Your Health

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I have a love/hate thing with the news. I’m not talking about politics on the cable news networks, but the nightly network news.  I consider myself a responsible grown up.  I keep up with all the happenings around the globe. I bone up on the latest injustices and horrors going on around the planet.  Usually Anderson [...]

Is That You, Woody?

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Ah, Fall, the greatest of seasons. I completely embrace that unbridled, yet never realized, Rockwellian ideal of Autumn. Pumpkin everything until you want to spit the seeds at a nun. But when it begins … you kiss your kiddies goodbye as they climb the steps of the bus, you ceremoniously high-five your spouse and venture [...]

Youse Guys Is Alive And Well

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Or is it you’s guys? I’m not really sure, but however you spell it, it’s proof that the English language can still be bastardized by lazy, apathetic assholes that don’t feel the need to actually learn how to speak, write, or read properly. I suppose it’s because they know that they can get their point [...]

Super Saiyan

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Okay, watch this shit, but be warned that there is swearing in it. Notice anything strange about this video? No? You didn’t think it was odd that she is wearing a pink hoodie with gray slacks? I could tell she was crazy by the jaguar roar and shit, but I didn’t think she’d go so [...]

The Other Guys

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The sidekick. The companion. The BFF. The non-lead character. Today I’d like to take the time to celebrate all those who, for the most part, play second (or third or fourth) fiddle. Those who just don’t get enough time in the spotlight. Because sometimes the other guys and gals are just as awesome. Toph Beifong [...]

Going Back-To-School With HP

   I received an HP Slate7 tablet and Pocket Playlist to review and keep. THE SLATE “I love the Slate!” The 9yo says as she breezes by me. She doesn’t know anything about the operating system or processor. Her only concern is how easy it is to use and how well it works.  Which, REALLY? Isn’t [...]

The Dating Game, With Your Host – Christopher. Fuckin’. Walken.

The hat is passed and it’s my turn to retrieve the scrap of paper that reveals my scene partner. It’s Tim and the scene is from “Look Back In Anger”. This is actually perfect. There is an intriguing intensity about him, not to mention that he’s really cute. But I’m a professional. I’m here to [...]

The Best News Source

You can find all the TOTALLY ACCURATE information in the world!  Right on The Internets!

I’ve mentioned before I live in a bubble. Part of that living-in-isolation-not-getting-out-much thing is I also don’t watch a whole heckuva lot of television, either. We no longer get a newspaper delivered (which is good, because INK ON MY HANDS! GAH!). I occasionally read online news but unless someone makes a big stink about things [...]

Are You Ready For Some Fantasy Football?

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Now that summer is dwindling down, we are entering one of the most beloved times of year in my household…football season! That’s right. This food loving Whovian is also a football fan. Almost everyone in my family is into football. My husband is a New York Football Giants fan. My brother-in-law loves the Cowboys. My [...]