It’s my birthday today. Yup. I’m going to be 29 again. I’ve been turning 29 for six years now. Lots of time to get the perfect 29th birthday planned. First, I’m going to read though the journals I kept as a teenager and laugh at my angsty teenage self. This will allow me to feel…
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What do You do with a Problem Like Ceiling Mold?
I don’t have an exhaust fan in my master bathroom. I know. You are riveted. Best. Beginning. Line. Ever. Move over Dickens with your “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” “I don’t have an exhaust fan” is the new shit. But I digress. My exhaust fan problem is not…
Wedding Registry Boot Camp
Whenever I see a young couple armed with a scanner gleefully assaulting items they think they need for a happily ever after, I snicker a little inside. Actually, I want to wrestle them to the ground and commandeer their registry just as much as I want the Duggars to name their next kid Jasectomy. Registries…
Five Half-Assed Halloween Costumes To Thrill and Impress Your Friends
Confession: I’m not a big Halloween person. Even though it’s a holiday that celebrates candy, my favorite food group, I don’t particularly like going out of the house in costume. Yes, I live in New York, where you’re likely to run into pantsless people wearing fright wigs even when it’s not October 31, but I’ve…
EZPZ: Never Lose Your Keys Again, Fun With Staples and Duct Tape
I lose my keys a lot. Once a day, maybe more. I probably spend 4-5 hours a week looking for them, too. I lose my phone a little less I’m pleased to say, and I only have to look for it about twice a week. I rant, I grab my hair ceremoniously and I pay…
Making QR Codes Fun And Not Sucky!
Have you seen those black and white block thingys that look like hypnotizing mutant bar codes? You know, these things: That black and white thingy is called a QR code. QR means queef reflex.
EZPZ: HP Photobooks Make Memories Tangible
HP’s Photo Creation software makes it possible for even lazy idiots to create beautiful photo books.
How To Road Trip with Kids without Losing Your Sanity. Almost.
There are things I’d rather do than spend multiple summer hours in a car with two small children. Having my eyes forced open with those little corn cob pick thingies while someone picks at my cornea with a ragged, dirty fingernail ranks right up there. But this month that’s exactly what I have to do…
