I love cold weather.  However, I don’t love coats.  They’re bulky and restricting and the Stay Puff Marshmallow is not a good look for me.   It’s 20 degrees here right now and I have to stay warm… what’s a lazy woman to do to stay toasty?
My husband says [...]

I’m lucky I have kids.
Otherwise, this Christmas,  I would be sulking about my bills.  I would never leave my house.  I would be wearing my fleece toile pajama pants and men’s hoodie for days on end- using only my dog’s sniffing and humping of my crotch as an indication that [...]

I aim low in many categories.  Christmas is NOT one of them.  I flip the calendar to December and my eyes get twitchy, I have a few bouts of hyperventilation and I may seize a little.
The OCD kicks in- big time.  I buy too many presents, spend too much money, make [...]

First, let me start off by saying that me- Miss Technotard- reviewing something that is on the cutting edge of technology is quite laughable. However, hard as it may be for me to, say, work a phone or a computer, my review will give you Average Joes and [...]

My husband and I are competitive people.   Thanksgiving is no time to slack off on our principles.  (And by principles, I mean, proving that my mom’s Thanksgiving is way better than his mom’s.)
While most families will be sitting around a table, holding hands, saying grace and the things that [...]

I have to admit, I know my way around a kitchen.
I didn’t just gain 40 lbs since high school eating California Chicken sandwiches and unlimited steak fries with extra seasoning from Red Robin- although that certainly could have had something to do with it- that shit gets expensive and I [...]

The unexpected company… the dreaded surprise house guest… “I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I stop by.”
Sound familiar?
I usually keep my house fairly clean.  But stop-in or have-company clean?  Uh, not always.
We used to have a lot of friends that lived near us and I had [...]

Dear Husband X,
It’s not you, it’s me.
Don’t get me wrong, some ladies might find pee dribble on the toilet seat horribly romantic.  Dirty talk like “let me clean your clock” may work for some.  It’s not that picking up your socks isn’t a HUGE turn on.   When you say”you look like a [...]

The Aiming Low ladies are probably on their extravagant travels by the time this posts.
I took the bullet.  I stayed home.  For my family.  I’m regretting that decision as we speak.
Because they suck.
I’m pretty sure my SON is on his period.  I asked him if he needed more [...]

There’s a euphoric place I go to escape my boring hetero reality of football on the television and men’s dirty socks lying on the floor.  A place where men can get away with skinny jeans, have a fabulous fashion sense and rainbow flags proudly wave.
Bravo TV.
Bravo is God’s gift to straight women [...]