This is where I review this week in weight loss TV shows to try and inspire myself to not eat all of the damn birthday cake that seems to keep invading my kitchen.  I was down 12 lbs.  Then back up 4.  Because donuts are good and blood and needles are messy.  [...]

Believe it or not, I don’t have many vices.   Xanax is a friend of mine on occasion, sure, but I can honestly say, I don’t depend on it (except that time of the month or when my husband is on vacation or the kids are home on summer break [...]

2:30—Leave house.
2:45—Get to the carpool lot to pick up kid #3.
3:30—Leave said lot after ridiculously methodical procession while cursing about those 45 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
3:45—Go to party supply store to get Mardi Gras stuff for class party and rethink EVER volunteering again or maybe dig [...]

This week in fat people TV, no Biggest Loser because of the Olympics, and frankly, watching Olympic athletes doesn’t do it for me…so bring on the fat celebrities… and intriguing commentary and highlights.  (You can follow along on Monday nights on VH1, in case I miss something, ya know, [...]

I survived the boy brigade.
Eleven boys took over my house for Superbowl.  It would make for a better story if I told you they were hanging from chandeliers and starting fires, but they were actually well behaved, polite and relatively calm.  They even used my Internet and did not search [...]

I’m on a mission. To lose weight.  Besides eating right and exercising, I have a couple resources…
Celebrity Fit Club and The Biggest Loser.
They serve as my motivation and my partners in this journey. If I MUST watch TV (and I must), it might as well be something that [...]

About ten years ago, I was obsessed with home remodeling shows.  It was so 2000, but it was all the rage.   Cliche as it was, I enjoyed me some Trading Spaces.  I even applied to the show although my neighbor at the time said she wouldn’t do it if [...]

One of my last memories of manually washing my dishes, ended up with me in an ER.  No shit.
We lived in a quaint Gingerbread 1920’s Tudor style home.  Quaint is the word used to describe something that seems fun at first, but upon further inspection, is just a pain [...]

My husband and I lived together before we were married.  I had a son already when I met him, for I was a whore.
One Sunday afternoon, my husband needed to attend a convention with a co-worker and offered to drive.   Then he remembered that he didn’t renew his license [...]

With the New Year upon us, I feel pressure to make resolutions, even if only to break them, like I normally do.
But, you see, I’m in a huge rut.  A funk.  Big fat lull.  Emphasis on the big and fat.
I’m grossing myself out.
Learning that when your pants fall [...]