Part of the mission of our new Aiming Low Teach section is to give you tangible ways to make cool crafty shit with a touch of the absurd. So when a friend of mine sent me a link to this brilliant tampon ghost, I knew right away I had to make some. The idea comes [...]
Popularity. (pop-ewe-lair-it-ee) 1.The state or condition of being liked or admired by many people. We all, at some time or another, want to be the popular girl. But how? How do we win people over or even get noticed? When I was in high school most of the “cool” crowd gained their “fame” because they [...]
San Diego is a cool town. I was lucky enough to breathe in it’s warm, fishy air last month when I attended BlogHer. (BlogHer was fantastic, by the way. I learned shit & was inspired by shit & caroused with a lot of non-shitty people. Evidenced below). Beyond the walls of the Marriott Marquis were [...]
Oh, love. Oh, glorious, wonderful, lusty, beautiful, scary, heart achey, head-spinning, boner-inducing, breathtaking LOVE. It’s so fucking awesome. And then it’s so fucking hard. But today I’m going to focus on the not so fucking hard kind.
I’m in the process of potty training my child which means I spend an excessive amount of time talking about her shit, wiping her shit and cheering her shit on. It’s so fun. So far, she’s failing like a champ. She’ll get excited about her Hello Kitty undies but when it comes time to move [...]
Have you seen those black and white block thingys that look like hypnotizing mutant bar codes? You know, these things: That black and white thingy is called a QR code. QR means queef reflex.
Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling down in your cootchie area? You know what I mean… mix a sweltering summer day with short jorts and slight seepage and what do you get? A musky muff.
I have a thing for handmade stuff. I’m an artsy fartsy, crafty mofo. I’m just naturally drawn to it. (Get it? DRAWN? Art joke!) I think creative people are fascinating. I love reading interviews with artists that tell the story behind their thought process. I love walking around art museums and indie craft shows and [...]
Y’all, my baby is talking! Okay, she’s 2 and a half and sleeps through the night so technically she’s not a “baby” anymore but whatevs. She’s speaking in complete sentences! Okay, her “sentences” usually consist of two to six words but whatevs. The words she uses are prolly super advanced! Which is so good [...]
I’ve never snorted cocaine. I haven’t dabbled with meth. Alcohol is my friend but not my BFFFFF. And porn makes me want to dry heave and pray for people’s overused private parts. In a discussion about addiction the other day, I felt confident in saying that I was not enslaved to anything tangible. Until my pal [...]
I remember my first REAL party like it was yesterday. I was 14 and a freshman in high school. I had long stringy hair, awkward braces and an insatiable desire for boys to like me. I ended up getting drunk enough on strawberry daiquiris to feel like I was riding on a rainbow of love and [...]
Last Saturday night, Aiming Low teamed up with the Wine Sisterhood to throw a party at the Type A Parent Conference in Asheville. AND SOME OF YOU WERE THERE! It made me happy in my pants place to see some of the faces behind the names. And can I just say? You all smell wonderful. [...]
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