Robin Plemmons is an artist. She makes greeting cards in her own funky handwriting that say things like, "Congratulations on making a human with your genitals!" & "I hope you washed your crotch because I'm about to put my face in it." You can find them in her Etsy shop (lemonswithapea.etsy.com). She blogs at ballstothewallyall.com & tweets like a horny hyena. Follow her if you like that kind of thing: @robinplemmons.
I’m a work-at-home-mom and artist and every day my three-year-old daughter, Ruby, watches me paint. And every day she asks me repeatedly, “Whatchoo doing, Mommy? Whatchoo painting, Mommy?” She is endlessly curious and at the age where she just wants to get her hands on everything. So, I happily oblige. This is a spontaneous painting [...]
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and there are tons of adorable, glitter-y, do-it-yourself Valentine tutorials making the rounds on the internets. I’m all for handmade but I know that a LOT of us just don’t have the kind of time to cut out doilies and get glitter all over the damn place. So, [...]
Let me guess, you forgot about the thing. The thing where you NEED a quick gift that looks and feels like you put a lot of effort into it. Either it’s Valentine’s Day or it’s your lover’s birthday or you just need something sexy yet funny and not awkward to take to a lingerie shower. [...]
Every once in awhile I’ll discover something and become obsessed. This happened with Shrinky Dinks, slim-sized tampons, and DC Talk’s rap album. My latest obsession? White contact paper. I picked up a roll at Target for $5.74 and have used the shit out of it. I’m on my 2nd roll–that’s how serious this is. If [...]
It’s December, 2011. We live in a time where, if we engage in any internet communications, we must have a non-naked, mostly sober photo or two of ourselves. This can be a daunting task for some. Here are 13 easy steps to looking your best in photos.
You know what’s fun as hell? Shrinky Dinks. I never really knew just how fun they were until a couple weeks ago when I shrunk my first dink. That shit was big and then when I put it in the oven, it got LITTLE. It’s like magic right before your damn eyes. People are making [...]
One of my favorite things to do at the end of the day is to take off my (white but looks nude from age) bra, pour myself a giant ass glass of (cheap but effective) vino, and lounge in my bed with a stack of shiny magazines. It’s a small indulgence of mine… flipping through [...]
I’ll just go ahead and admit it. I’m in love with Pinterest. I kinda want to make out heavily with it and take it out for a nice seafood dinner. If you’re the type of person who is visually stimulated, this site is like crack for your eyeballs. You’ll find funny shit and crafty shit [...]
Y’all, it’s November! You know what that means? We’re getting bombarded with lots and lots of red and green shit. And fancy electronic shit. And cheesy jewelry shit. And plastic dolls who actually shit. That’s a lot of shit. For some, Christmas has turned into what I like to call a “clusterfuck.” Scrambling to obtain [...]
“What do you want to be when you grow up?” There’s that question AGAIN. People have been asking us since we were old enough to wipe our own butts. It feels like a lot of pressure, doesn’t it? Especially if you’re about to graduate from high school and venture off into uncharted territory. Some of [...]
You’re going to a party with no children. You need a costume and you need it now. Let’s see… witches are lame. Mummies are too easy. And you don’t want to be that slutty McSlutterson girl who just adds cat ears and a tail to your lingerie. You need something quick and fun and affordable [...]
I know what you’re thinking. You want to know how I stumbled upon such greatness. (You’re also probably wondering why there isn’t a bulge in his striped britches. My theory? He tucked his greasy dingaling).
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