I’m a work-at-home-mom and artist and every day my three-year-old daughter, Ruby, watches me paint. And every day she asks me repeatedly, “Whatchoo doing, Mommy? Whatchoo painting, Mommy?” She is endlessly curious and at the age where she just wants to get her hands on everything. So, I happily oblige. This is a spontaneous painting…
Author Archives: Robin Plemmons
A Free Valentine For All People! (Except Puppy Killers)
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and there are tons of adorable, glitter-y, do-it-yourself Valentine tutorials making the rounds on the internets. I’m all for handmade but I know that a LOT of us just don’t have the kind of time to cut out doilies and get glitter all over the damn place. So,…
A Last-Minute Gift For People Who Make Love
Let me guess, you forgot about the thing. The thing where you NEED a quick gift that looks and feels like you put a lot of effort into it. Either it’s Valentine’s Day or it’s your lover’s birthday or you just need something sexy yet funny and not awkward to take to a lingerie shower….
3 Fun (& Non-Sucky) Ways to Use Contact Paper
Every once in awhile I’ll discover something and become obsessed. This happened with Shrinky Dinks, slim-sized tampons, and DC Talk’s rap album. My latest obsession? White contact paper. I picked up a roll at Target for $5.74 and have used the shit out of it. I’m on my 2nd roll–that’s how serious this is. If…
13 Steps To Looking Unbelievably Attractive In Photos
It’s December, 2011. We live in a time where, if we engage in any internet communications, we must have a non-naked, mostly sober photo or two of ourselves. This can be a daunting task for some. Here are 13 easy steps to looking your best in photos.
How To Make Shrinky Dink Ornaments
You know what’s fun as hell? Shrinky Dinks. I never really knew just how fun they were until a couple weeks ago when I shrunk my first dink. That shit was big and then when I put it in the oven, it got LITTLE. It’s like magic right before your damn eyes. People are making…
How to Read a Magazine Like an A-hole
One of my favorite things to do at the end of the day is to take off my (white but looks nude from age) bra, pour myself a giant ass glass of (cheap but effective) vino, and lounge in my bed with a stack of shiny magazines. It’s a small indulgence of mine… flipping through…
6 Best Private Part Pins on Pinterest
I’ll just go ahead and admit it. I’m in love with Pinterest. I kinda want to make out heavily with it and take it out for a nice seafood dinner. If you’re the type of person who is visually stimulated, this site is like crack for your eyeballs. You’ll find funny shit and crafty shit…
