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Articles By: Heather Spohr

Heather is a wife and mom who spends most days on her couch, eating and drinking. She occasionally gets up to change the channel on her TV or to help run the non-profit organization Friends of Maddie. She lives in Los Angeles and yes, she often sees celebrities.

The Third-Easiest Hairstyle In The World

One of my hidden talents is that I am very good at doing hair. I was the go-to hair braider for my softball teams through the years, and I could do all kinds of crazy designs with only a braid. I was pretty much a hair Michelangelo. I [...]

Kardashian Vs Kendra

I watch a lot of TV, but never so much as when I was pregnant. I was on modified bed rest, so I had the TV on constantly to keep my mind off of things. And I’m not even going to pretend I watched any CNN or [...]

My Belly Is Kryptonite

Sometimes being pregnant can be pretty awesome, and not just because a new life is growing inside of you. Your boobs get bigger, you get awesome hair, and everyone treats you nice in the hopes you’ll name the baby after them. None of those, however, is the pregnancy-related [...]

Win At Scrabble With Little Effort And Dirty Words

I come from a very competitive family. At every holiday, we are always playing some kind of game, and that game is usually Scrabble. The matches are epic. The trash talking is intense. How much anyone enjoys the holiday is solely dependent on how well they do in [...]

I Spent My Friday Night Getting Urine From A Dog

It’s important you know no dogs were harmed in this story. Well, unless you count the hideous bladder stones and the resulting surgery to remove said bladder stones. But the dog had anesthesia for that. Anyway.
So my dog Rigby had these bladder stones. My dog weighs six pounds [...]

The Gestational Diabetes Test Made Me Lose My Mind

I had gestational diabetes in my first pregnancy, so when it came time to test for it during my current pregnancy, my OB made the decision to have me skip right to the longer test. For those of you that have managed to avoid a three hour gestational [...]

The Biggest Loser Makes Me Eat

So I have this problem when I’m pregnant. I can’t gain weight. I have terrible nausea and when I don’t, I have complete food aversion and loss of appetite. I feel totally robbed. I want to be a rosy-cheeked chubby pregnant lady, not a gaunt gray-faced barfing pregnant [...]

Gangsta Wrap

My mom is a professional present wrapper. Well, not really, but she COULD be. She could charge millions (well, dozens) of dollars to wrap gifts for others. She could win prizes with how beautiful her packages are.
This was not an inherited trait.
I abhor wrapping gifts. I tell people [...]

Party Time, Excellent!

Like your favorite band, the chicks of Aiming Low are going on tour. At the end of October, we’re hitting two of the coolest cities on the eastern seaboard – Boston and New York – and we want to see YOU! But don’t worry, we’re not going to [...]

I Forgot The Name Of This Post

I’d always heard about “Baby Brain” but I never knew it was real. I worked during my first pregnancy and it was a daily struggle not to look like a total idiot in front of my clients (my coworkers were used to it). The thing that no one [...]

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