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The Bachelor: A Lesson in…Patience

on February 15, 2010 in Pop Culture

You might have noticed that there was no Bachelor recap last week. I apologize for that but the sheer stupidity of the episode left my brain resembling the bottom of a garbage disposal. Here are my only thoughts from last week: Tenley got the first one-on-one date. She was annoying. Period. Vienna has the mental [...]

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These are the things that keep me entertained.

by Jenbshaw

on February 3, 2010 in Playing House

So my husband and I moved to Missouri 5 years ago. We have lived in 4 different dwellings, one apartment, one townhouse, one duplex and now our very first house. Clearly I am not easily satisfied with living arrangements but that’s a story for another day. Now some folks absolutely hate moving but for me [...]

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Last Week on The Bachelor

by Jenbshaw

on February 1, 2010 in Pop Culture

So apparently there just wasn’t enough drama inside the house so they are throwing these girls into two RV’s. Jesus Christ, you cannot put that many girls in that tight of a space and expect them all to survive. I give this a maximum of 8 hours before the first major catfight. The person I [...]

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This Week on The Bachelor

by Jenbshaw

on January 25, 2010 in Pop Culture

So The Bachelor was FULL of all the best stuff in the world this week. Of course I am referring to the crazy backstabbing gossip and cat fights. I absolutely adore how DRAMATIC the previews are for every week. Before we get to the drama though I have a few burning questions. What in hells [...]

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The Bachelor – As It Happened

by Jenbshaw

on January 12, 2010 in Pop Culture

Quiet down people, quiet down, it’s time for your weekly Bachelor recap. I had to watch last week’s episode twice to catch all the crazy so this week I decided to watch with my computer. It took me about ten minutes to realize that my post was writing itself. Seriously this couldn’t be much easier. [...]

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A note about the new season of The Bachelor

by Jenbshaw

on January 7, 2010 in Pop Culture

I’ve decided to dive back into the world of The Bachelor. I took a break for a few years but the promos for this season have sucked me in. That and the prospect of watching it with my friends via Skype is just too much fun to resist. So I wanted to take a minute [...]

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A Christmas Story

by Jenbshaw

on December 29, 2009 in Identity

Here is the story of my very own Christmas miracle disaster. I hope you enjoy. (that was sarcasm, you better feel sorry for me) Let’s start this story on the night before Christmas eve. If you know me at all you know that I am a huge college basketball fan. I can watch pretty much [...]

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I went to the mall. It ate my soul.

by Jenbshaw

on December 22, 2009 in Identity

I went to the mall today. It was a colossal FAIL. On many levels, in many ways. I was assaulted by unpleasantness from the moment I walked in the door. There were throngs of angsty teenagers in skinny jeans and neon paint splattered hoodies crowding the food court. I could not figure out why the [...]

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Martha Stewart I am Not

by Jenbshaw

on December 17, 2009 in Playing House

Awhile back Anissa got very excited because I gave her a post that required a “Martha Steward would have an orgasm” tag. I was so NOT fired that day. This is NOT going to be one of those posts. Last year a friend and I decided to get together one day in December and bake [...]

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I am the GRINCH

by Jenbshaw

on December 2, 2009 in Identity

Ok maybe that is a little bit harsh. I don’t hate Christmas per say. There are just certain aspects that make me want to go all Grinch on everyone. 1. Tacky yard decorations. I’m all about decorating one’s house. I even like lots of decorations. HOWEVER, your yard should not look like something threw up [...]

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