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EZPZ HP’s Tabbloid

by Jenbshaw

on August 25, 2010 in EZPZ

So I have this friend who recently got a new job, yay for her! However, at this new job her internet usage is carefully watched and pretty restricted. Who would have guessed that the Aiming Low blog and the blogs of it’s writers would be blocked. Clearly they just don’t get us. Their loss. Fear [...]

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The Summer of (Road) Rage

by Jenbshaw

on August 4, 2010 in Identity

So there is a lot of road construction going on in my town this summer. A LOT. That in itself is not so out of the ordinary or rage inducing. The part that incites my rage is the type of road construction. Let me break this down for you. First of all my town has [...]

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An Over-packer’s Guide to Packing

by Jenbshaw

on July 26, 2010 in EZPZ

I am a consistent over-packer. To the extent of always having like four extra outfits when I take a trip somewhere. This isn’t a problem when I’m driving but holy wow airlines are charging ridiculous rates these days for luggage. You probably think I’m about to tell you how to pack less, don’t you? WRONG! [...]

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Who Wouldn’t Take Their Kid to Their OB Appointment?

by Jenbshaw

on June 1, 2010 in Parenting

The last time I was pregnant I had just been to see my lady doctor like two months before so I actually skated through 8 and a 1/2 months of pregnancy without having a “clothes off” doctor’s visit. I should not have assumed that I would be so lucky this time around. I was supposed to see my doctor on Monday, they called on the Wednesday before and wanted to move my appointment to the next day.

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You Say Tomato….I Say ACK!

by Jenbshaw

on May 5, 2010 in Identity

It’s no big secret that I have issues. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of dining with me then you have most likely witnessed the severity of these issues. Eating out with me is basically like eating out with a 3 year-old. Case in point, I have never eaten a raw tomato.

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Zombie Jesus Day

by Jenbshaw

on April 5, 2010 in Parenting

I am not a big fan of Jesus. That is a story for another day however. I am also NOT a big fan of the Easter Bunny. That is the story for today. Let me rephrase, the Easter Bunny who brings me fancy gifts and candy every year is ok. I am NOT ok with [...]

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Dear celebrities, Consider yourselves on notice. Love Me

by Jenbshaw

on March 18, 2010 in Pop Culture

Early this morning I sat down to scour the interwebs for some juicy celebrity gossip to write about. I mean since The Bachelor debacle has ended I’m in need of a little inspiration. The baby was sleeping and I was tucked into bed with my diet coke at the ready. I was ready to read [...]

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The Bachelor: Let’s wrap this nonsense up

by Jenbshaw

on March 8, 2010 in Pop Culture

I know that it has been over a week since The Bachelor ended but I wanted to share some final thoughts with all of you who have taken this epic journey of love with me. The season finale was a painful watching experience to say the least. Let me rephrase. It WOULD have been a [...]

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The Bachelor: The Women Tell ALL

by Jenbshaw

on March 1, 2010 in Pop Culture

Well folks, it’s finally here, one of the most anticipated episodes every year on The Bachelor, The Women Tell All. I love watching the women  all gathered together, forced to watch the evidence of their ridiculous antics in front of the ALWAYS tactful Chris Harrison and a live studio audience. Spoiler alert….this year’s edition left [...]

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The Bachelor: Fantasy Suites

by Jenbshaw

on February 22, 2010 in Pop Culture

Well here we are kids. It’s finally time for destination dates and fantasy suites. This week Jake and the girls head to St. Lucia for a vacation filled with, you guessed it, lots of sucking face, proclamations of love, and use of the word amazing. First we see the “previously on” where we basically get [...]

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