Author Archives | jenbshaw
jenbshaw - who has written 19 posts on Aiming Low.
Jen is a stay at home mom who doesn't cook or clean. She has two children, her newborn Chase and her husband Ryan. She has a graphic design degree that she doesn't use. When she isn't talking about herself in the third person she is prowling around her house in her pj's drinking Diet Coke and eating cold cereal. Jen also enjoys nothing more than being on her computer, other than a good trashy romance novel that is.
These are the things that keep me entertained.
So my husband and I moved to Missouri 5 years ago. We have lived in 4 different dwellings, one apartment, one townhouse, one duplex and now our very first house. Clearly I am not easily satisfied with living arrangements but that’s a story for another day. Now some folks absolutely hate moving but for me it’s an [...]
Continue reading...Last Week on The Bachelor
Monday, February 1, 2010
So apparently there just wasn’t enough drama inside the house so they are throwing these girls into two RV’s. Jesus Christ, you cannot put that many girls in that tight of a space and expect them all to survive. I give this a maximum of 8 hours before the first major catfight. The person I [...]
Continue reading...This Week on The Bachelor
Monday, January 25, 2010
So The Bachelor was FULL of all the best stuff in the world this week. Of course I am referring to the crazy backstabbing gossip and cat fights. I absolutely adore how DRAMATIC the previews are for every week. Before we get to the drama though I have a few burning questions. What in hells bells are [...]
Continue reading...The Bachelor – As It Happened
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Quiet down people, quiet down, it’s time for your weekly Bachelor recap. I had to watch last week’s episode twice to catch all the crazy so this week I decided to watch with my computer. It took me about ten minutes to realize that my post was writing itself. Seriously this couldn’t be much easier. [...]
Continue reading...A note about the new season of The Bachelor
Thursday, January 7, 2010
I’ve decided to dive back into the world of The Bachelor. I took a break for a few years but the promos for this season have sucked me in. That and the prospect of watching it with my friends via Skype is just too much fun to resist. So I wanted to take a minute [...]
Continue reading...A Christmas Story
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Here is the story of my very own Christmas miracle disaster. I hope you enjoy. (that was sarcasm, you better feel sorry for me) Let’s start this story on the night before Christmas eve. If you know me at all you know that I am a huge college basketball fan. I can watch pretty much any two [...]
Continue reading...I went to the mall. It ate my soul.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I went to the mall today. It was a colossal FAIL. On many levels, in many ways. I was assaulted by unpleasantness from the moment I walked in the door. There were throngs of angsty teenagers in skinny jeans and neon paint splattered hoodies crowding the food court. I could not figure out why the hell there [...]
Continue reading...Martha Stewart I am Not
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Awhile back Anissa got very excited because I gave her a post that required a “Martha Steward would have an orgasm” tag. I was so NOT fired that day. This is NOT going to be one of those posts. Last year a friend and I decided to get together one day in December and bake up some Christmas [...]
Continue reading...I am the GRINCH
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Ok maybe that is a little bit harsh. I don’t hate Christmas per say. There are just certain aspects that make me want to go all Grinch on everyone. 1. Tacky yard decorations. I’m all about decorating one’s house. I even like lots of decorations. HOWEVER, your yard should not look like something threw up on [...]
Continue reading...Funny Face
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Every so often a child comes along who has so much life and so much sparkle that you needn’t ever meet them to fall completely in love. Madeline Alice Spohr was one of those children. Today, November 11, is her second birthday. She was sweet. She was funny. She was loving. She was goofy. [...]
Continue reading...
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
13 Comments