I’ve taken an informal poll amongst my lady friends, as well as our very astute Aiming Low readers and according to them, these are the top 15 ways for men to make sure they don’t have to partake in the drudgery of sex anytime soon—or possibly ever again.
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Did you hear? Aiming Low won a Bloggie award for Best New Weblog. I KNOW!  We’re totally psyched about it, too.
But way more important than the happy dancing we’ve been doing and the sparkly confetti all over the floor and the purple unicorns we rented to celebrate this [...]

Exactly three months and two days ago our dear friend and Aiming Low head whipcracker, Anissa Mayhew, had a massive stroke. It was November 17th.
For three months Anissa has continued to defy the odds with her awe-inspiring strength and will. This is especially meaningful when you consider that [...]

You know how, like, some people are scared of the Internet (maybe your parents or grandparents)? They think if they turn the computer on, people can see them in their underwear or whatever? Yeah. Um…I kind of have that.
It’s not quite that bad but I do have a [...]

Starting next week, things will look a lot different around here! Not only are we changing our look a bit but we will be unveiling a cool new format that we hope you will LOVE. You can look forward to our usual fare of irreverence and humor and [...]

Okay, so on Christmas eve, a friend of mine was over helping me wrap presents and  when we get to the sock monkey intended for my daughter, he tells me that it has a mouth on it’s ass.
I repeat…A MOUTH ON ITS ASS.
THE HELL? What are you babbling [...]

Sex. Presumably, we all LIKE it and presumably, we all WANT it but sometimes…things take a wrong turn and before you know it, what was once a hot, porny sex life with your sigoth has become occasional duty sex or sex-for-one with your battery-operated boyfriend who never, EVER [...]

Well, you don’t actually have to talk DIRTY to me (it made a catchy title, no?) but if you have one of those hot voices that makes my nether regions all woooooshy, then please DO talk to me.
No, not YOU, dear reader. I’m sure your voice is perfectly [...]

To say that I strive to avoid most of life’s little unpleasantries would be an understatement. That doesn’t mean I don’t WANT you to know that your BO is unbearable. Or that your Darth Vader-like breathing makes me insane. Or that I hate you.  It just means I’d [...]