About IzzyMom

IzzyMom really likes cookies, taking pictures, judicious use of the F word, kitties, made-for-cable shows about vampires and serial killers and her husband and two kids. She does not like mean people, cooking, cleaning, pointy shoes or being interrupted when coding.

St. Patrick’s Day Trivia!

Did St. Patrick really drive the snakes out of Ireland? How did leprechauns become associated with St.Patrick’s Day? Does green beer make you horny? Impress your friends this St. Patrick’s Day with these interesting factoids! Via: Windy City Novelties

Caption It: Someone’s Insurance Premiums Are Going Up

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Every other week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our [...]

Caption It: Tough Guys Edition

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Each week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our undying [...]

Caption This: Do You Smell Something?

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Each week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption.

Caption It: Naked Men in a Field of WTF?

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Each week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our undying [...]

Caption It: David Beckham Edition

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Each week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our undying [...]

Caption It: There’s a Lot on the Line Here

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Each week, we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our undying [...]

Caption It: Mystery Griller

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Every other week we present you with a photo and you leave us your shards of caption brilliance in the comments. Then we laugh and laugh and struggle to pick the best caption. Upon making our decision, we update the post with the winner and that person gets to bask in the glory of our [...]

Talk to Me, Baby

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Well, you don’t actually have to talk to me but if you have one of those voices that makes my nethers all woooooshy, I really wish you would. No, not YOU, gentle reader. I’m sure your voice is perfectly lovely, HOWEVER, I was talking to those guys that, despite what they may look like, have [...]

A Potentially Explosive Web Site

When I was a teenager, I had perfect skin. Really—I never had breakouts or blackheads or any need for that staple of teens everywhere…zit cream. I could fall asleep with makeup on, wear sunscreen all day long and sweat in the Florida heat with nary a blemish. Sadly, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve fallen prey [...]

An Easter Confession

I have a confession to make. I’ve never dyed Easter eggs with my kids. Yeah. When my kids were younger and at the right age to be introduced to the spring ritual of gaily dying Easter eggs at the kitchen table,  I was like “Noooo effing way! Toooo messy! I’m not some kinda crazy masochist!” [...]

Fun with Captions!

Think you can do better? Share your wittiest captions in the comments. If you make me pee my pants, you totally win!